You're in for the night.

That's because you've just discovered the quickest route to a woman's heart.

Your kitchen.

If you've been using the wrong room, here's the inspiration you've been seeking.

An easy cookbook.

With an awesome goal:

"Better Dating Through Cooking."

So you can slice, dice and entice.

Even if you don't know boil from broil.

The secret? Easy illustrated cartoon-strip recipes.

So if you can read the comics, you can learn to cook.

And not sissy dishes either -- but tempting, romantic homecooked masterpieces that are a cinch to prepare (but look like you spent all day.)

Like mouth-watering Dijon Chicken. Succulent Shrimp Scampi. Creamy Fettuccini Alfredo. And the ultra-seductive Steak 'Her Name Here' with the wildly impressive flambe finish!

Does it work? Put it to the taste test: if both you AND your lovely dinner date are not 100% satisfied, just send the book back within 30 days (minus the food stains, please!)

But we're sure they'll have to pry it from your garlicky fingers after you try out the most rewarding chapter in the book: BREAKFASTS!

So click "Eating In" into your shopping cart today...then invite someone verrrry special over for dinner.

Because now you can look like Paul Newman in the kitchen.

Even if you cook like Alfred E.